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The Beaver Hunt

So here's the deal: Last week I was working in a place called Xenia, Ohio. Xenia is in the middle of nowhere and there's not a whole lot to do there. Nearby, however, is a ritzy suburb wannabe called Beaver Creek. Beaver Creek is celebrating its 25th anniversary and in celebration has commissioned 25 beaver statues to be decorated and placed throughout the town.

Now, picture this: It's after 1 am, I'm a little tipsy, and we have been in this town for a week with nothing to do. It's time for a beaver hunt!!! Me and my friend erik drove around in the dark (he wasn't drinking, cause drinking and driving isn't cool) and found as many of the beaver statues as we could--meaning we found all of them that hadn't been stolen or thrown into ponds. Here is the result of all the toil. Enjoy!


Beaver #1 was alongside the highway. I didn't know what this beaver was so curious about


Our next beaver was found near the YMCA. That sign next to it saying not to touch the beavers told me that "Beavercrete" was just asking for a ride.


This beaver was so irressitably hot. A beaver in overalls..... ohhhhhh snap. Who's your daddy?


Ehhh this beaver was outside the library and like to read. How interesting could I really make the picture?


This beaver needed some serious trimming of its shrub.... fo' real.


Mmmm a beaver in uniform...


This one was actually a pretty cool beaver. Loving the starry night swirlage, plus I am running out of bad beaver jokes quickly.


This beaver can mend my road any time. Sexy!


Watch as this beaver marches across the field, holding his trombone, his intrument high. Play that funky music, beaver.


Fly high with beavers


The original beaver- anything else is just a copy.


Me and the rabbit munching the beaver


I wasn't done with the original beaver juuuust yet.


Supa fly beaver and me


*insert indian noises here*

Some of the beavers were inside and had to wait until the next day. Isnt' my work polo amazing?


I have no idea what this one is supposed to be. A scientific beaver? I'm spent.


My my, what a well maintained beaver.

So that's it, there you have it. Misadventures in beaverland. Until next time/

Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

You have got to see this.



Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

So beaver hunting has been at least temporarily postponed... but more later.

Give me a sign (said to the tune of ...Baby one more time)

Interesting signs from the road. Jesus and stuff.


For all of us wondering what the answer is.


And I thought semi-trucks were only good for a toot of the horn. Get out your message!


Part one of Two. Where will you spend eternity?


Part two of two. Hell IS Real fo' real.

Now for the non-jesus stuff...


Beaverdam... yeah... just where I wanna be.

And finally, the best town in all of Ohio: Cridersville.


That's all for now. Tomorrow we may have go beaver hunting. There will surely be photos from that. (Don't worry, no beavers will be harmed in the taking of our photos.)

Peace out.

Were you born in a barn?

As part of the Ohio Bicentennial celebration of 2003 the state commisioned 1 barn in each of the 88 Ohio counties to be painted with the bicentennial logo. These are pics of the ones that I have seen lately, and was quick enough to get the camera out for. I'd tell you which county each was in, but i have no clue. If you're all that curious i suppose i could come up with some estimate.

Photos from the road

So for an indefinite amount of time this blog will contain photos i find of note from my journeys through the great state of ohio with work this summer. In the beginnig here there will be quite a few then we'll get a nice trickle most likely.