The World's Biggest Hedgehog

After wandering around town lost for about an hour and a half I finally regained my bearings (I only ripped my pants a little jumping over the fence...) I saw this thing run across the street. It was so big if couldda been a porcupine! So why did I try to pick it up? Who knows... maybe cause it was 5 am and there was nothing else to hold my attention.